June 2012
147 posts
When bitches try to hit me with their car
sodamnrelatable:
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Imagine if your followers actually followed you... →
theepichumor:
You’d be going down the street like:
Best mental image ever.
Take a good picture
sodamnrelatable:
but the longer you stare at it, the uglier it gets.
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Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
theepichumor:
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
When ever your friend is talking to another person...
sodamnrelatable:
and you’re just standing there like
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Worst V-Neck Ever
theworststuffever:
A hipster tan.
That Moment When The Substitute Teacher Says Your...
sodamnrelatable:
The Class Is Like…
You’re like….
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mom: hey can you call the-
me: NOPE
me: NO I CAN'T
me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD
me: OH GOD
me: NO SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS I'M GOING TO THROW UP I SWEAR TO GOD
me: I LITERALLY CAN'T OH MY GOD YOU DO IT I CAN'T DO THIS PLEASE
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
The difference between us and them
theepichumor:
People on Tumblr:
People on Facebook:
It's so weird how Facebook pages and groups are...
theepichumor:
Bitch, we knew those jokes months ago.
How other people draw birds:
sodamnrelatable:
How I draw them:
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When someone guesses who your crush is:
Doctor: so your child slipped and hit his head on the table?
Me: yes
Doctor: and the scar just happened to become lightning shaped?
Me: ...
Doctor: ...
Me: ...
Doctor: ...
Me: yes
nosdrinker:
>opens up iTunes
>ITUNES HAS STOPPED WORKING
